Do you want All Young Girls Are Machine Guns to be a part of your Valentine’s holiday? Here are some ideas:
-Create an AYGAMG playlist (you can purchase songs you like from iTunes and download certain songs from our SoundCloud page) and get off your booty and dance—then if you make a baby, names that would be good for babies include “Rebecca.”
-If you have an extra grand and a PA system lying around, you could hire us to play your dinner date—then if you make a baby, names that would be good for babies include “Becks.”
-You could bring your sweetest to see us play with Caroline Smith and Twinsmith at Vega in Lincoln February 13th—then if you make a baby, names that would be good for babies include “Becca.”
-You could print off this card and give it to your sweetest along with a heart-shaped pizza—then if you make a baby, names that would be good for babies include “Beckett.”
Points of fact to my single friends—I have not singled you out (punnn): Single people make babies all the time. Dinner dates can be with yourself or an infinite number of your closest friends. You could always make out “To:” and “From:” to “My Sexy Self” or “To:” “This Sexy Pizza I Just Ordered” “From:” “My Sexy Self.”
PS. You can also use this for general sexy time. It don’t have no expiration date.
"Can you turn up the reverb? I need to sound like a choir of little boys."
Christmas Time Is Here
Bret Vovk on vocals
Vern Fergusen on piano
Colin Duckworth on electric guitar
Taken at Barley Street Tavern 12.20.13
I know some real awesome cats.
The Hand Clapping Song (Lady Practice) - All Young Girls Are Machine Guns
Hot damn, y’all. It’s a little too low, a little too slow, but deeeeeyum. Are you READY for what we’ve got goin’ on?
All Young Girls Are Machine Guns
w/Field Club & The Benson Soul Society
Thursday, November 14th
The Waiting Room Lounge
9 pm - $7 - All Ages
As a first act, Beckstraordinary Productions is excited to introduce a quarterly revue called Lady Show.
Lady Show will celebrate the pool of talented women in Omaha in whatever form of awesomeness we can unearth for the masses with a concentration in music and comedy, but inclusion of anyone who will join in on the fun.
The first Lady Show lineup currently includes music from Ally Rhodes, King Paloma, and Edem Kegey; comedy from Elle “Loco” Patocka, Ariel Sinha, Chel Wagoner, and Rachel Ware; and the theatrics of Beaufield Berry. There’s a sweet amount of established acts and newer players in this first show, and I, for one, am terribly excited to host it and future Lady Shows.
I know I’m cheating by posting this here, but whatevs. They’re both my projects and I do what I wanna.
Cats and Kittens, Mama did inventory today and there are fifty of these babies left (out of three hundred, by the way). Let’s get rid of ‘em. I have three shows this weekend.
Wednesday 07/24 - 9pm - Library Pub in Omaha, NE - FREE
Saturday 07/27 - 9pm - Chesterfields in Sioux City, IA - $5
Sunday 07/28 - 7pm - Barley Street Tavern in Omaha, NE - $5
Friday 08/02 - 8pm - Luke & Molly’s Live Painting in Omaha, NE - FREE